Sex Survey #1

Snagged from Journey to the Darkside

The first time I heard about sex, I thought it was…the coolest thing ever! From when I was 5 I tried to get more information, I experimented with the neighbor across the street (we didn’t know he had to have a hard dick to make it work). Uh-huh.
My first experience with self stimulation was…clumsy. I think it was by accident too, like rubbing along the staircase railing or something and started feeling good. I fell of the railing before I could get anything past good.
The furthest I have ever gone in a parked car was…oral sex. I’m a big girl and car sex is pretty impossible. On the hood of a parked car though? *grins* What a hot night that was!
The first method of contraception I ever used was…condoms. Yuck. The guy never did cum that way.
When a man tells me a dirty joke, it usually makes me…grin and then I visualize it all nice and nasty. I love dirty jokes.
The first time I had an orgasm, I thought I was…the only woman who could do that to herself! Ha!
The grossest person I have ever shared a bed with was…my ex husband. I don’t know what I was thinking and I’m glad I got out of the clouds with that one.
The rottenest thing I ever did to escape having to make love was…become obsessed with cleaning all of a sudden. Nope, no time for sex; the closets need cleaning!
The excuse I most often hear for not making love is…“the mood has passed.”
My favourite method of flirting is…tracing my exposed skin and leading to erogenous zones. I’d start at my neck and trail my fingers down to my breasts or along my thigh and watch their eyes wander further.
The most I have ever “come on” with a girlfriend’s man was…no way, I leave my girlfriend’s men out of the picture completely.
I believe I am dressed the sexiest when I am wearing…something see-through or satin-y, clingy and feminine.
If I ever surprised my man in the act of self-stimulation, I would probably…ask if I could help. I do it all the time.
If I were to describe male sexual equipment in one word, it would have to be…fascinating.
The thought of making love to two men at the same time really makes me… very hot and excited.
If I were to estimate how often I fantasize about making love to a strange man, it would be…about once a month.
If my friends all decided to skinny dip, I would probably…join and and intentionally bump into all the girl’s tits.
If my mate and I were sharing a hotel room with another couple who started to make love, I would probably…quietly watch.
If on a first date the subject of birth control came up, I would…tell them that I have that taken care of.
While making love to my mate, I sometimes fantasize about…what else we could be doing to get even more wild and crazy.
If a stripper gave me the opportunity to remove his/her last piece of clothing I would…gladly oblige and see if I could do it with my teeth!
If I had to wear a costume to make love, I would dress as…a prostitute.
If my lover agreed to wear a costume of my choice before making love, I would choose…a police officer or military man.

Possibly related posts:

1. Sex Survey #2
2. After the Drought
3. Sex Survey #3